Interesting things.

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

wassa-matta-you-altair:

Assassin’s Creed!!! the musical featuring chart topping smash hits like

• “Don’t Get Attached They Die”
• “Flags Feathers Encyclopedia Pages How About No”
• “Don’t Fucking Touch Me!!!” a solo by Connor
• “How Am I Supposed to Climb This Fucking Pole so I Can Get Laid (Interlude)” by Altair
• “Where the Fuck is a Desmond Game”
• “Avoid Detection hahahAHAHA”
• “I Don’t Get It” a solo by Ezio
• “Optional Objectives More Like Fuck You”

oywiththewaywardtardis:

highly-functioning-sociopath:

patrickstumphy:

accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions 

this sounds like an episode of supernatural

cumberbitchsandwich:

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

laugh-addict:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk